Lighter Side - Silly Autumn Kids Jokes 9/4/26
Lighter Side - Silly Autumn Kids Jokes 9/4/26
Lighter Side - Silly Autumn Kids Jokes 9/4/26
1. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.
2. What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall? May the forest be with you.
3. What do you call a small pepper in late autumn? A little chili
4. What do farmers wear under their shirts when they're cold? A har-vest.
5. How do trees get on the Internet? They log on.
6. What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.
7. Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.
8. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! 
1. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.
2. What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall? May the forest be with you.
3. What do you call a small pepper in late autumn? A little chili
4. What do farmers wear under their shirts when they're cold? A har-vest.
5. How do trees get on the Internet? They log on.
6. What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.
7. Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.
8. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!