Lighter Side - Silly Kids Jokes 8/27/26

Lighter Side - Silly Kids Jokes 8/27/26
What do you call a squirrel that goes to space?….An astro-nut.
What is a squirrel's favorite movie?….The Nutty Professor.
What did the squirrel say when his tail got caught in the door?….It won't be long now!
Where do squirrels go for summer vacation?….Beech trees.
What do you call a squirrel detective?….Squirrel-lock Holmes.
What's a squirrel's least favorite kind of flower?….Forget-me-nuts.
Which ballet do squirrels like best?….The Nutcracker.
How can you catch a squirrel?….Climb up a tree and act like a nut.